- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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