Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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An Aisian failed a test

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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