- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

You're a big fat monkey.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Jordan is pregant

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

its funny cuz i laughed!

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