Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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