Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

What did the snake say to the rat?

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

The WNBA

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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