- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

If you have a stroke, call 000

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

George W. Bush

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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