- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

What did the man say to gguy we are both g

shut up elliot

What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

THE GAME

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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