Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What's a joke? Funny

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Justin Bieber.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

whats my name? Matt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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