Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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guess what what that wasnt it

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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