- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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