- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

are you saying pam, or pan?

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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