What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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