How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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No soup for you!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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