What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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autistic kids rock

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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BIG MAC'S

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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