Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

shut up elliot

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

who do we all like george goodburn

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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