- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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