- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

tommy is retared

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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