Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Libraries.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Animal

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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