What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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The Holocaust

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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