How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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your going to die

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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The Holocaust

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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