Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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who farted i did :]

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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