A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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