Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Obama 2012

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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pedophile

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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