- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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2+2= 478

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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