black people

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Latvia isn't a joke

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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