What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Pickles

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404 Error: Joke not found

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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