- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Women's rights.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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