Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

can you pass the soap?

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

NASCAR being considered a sport.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

why did sally drown cause she was black

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