Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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guess what what that wasnt it

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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