- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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