- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

I am a women

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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