Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

autistic kids rock

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

BIG MAC'S

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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