if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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roses are red violets are blue

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Anti Joke

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