why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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c-? men, C-men

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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