Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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The FCC

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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