One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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roses are red violets are blue

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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