What's 9+10 Ebola

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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