2 black kids walk into school

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What's your guys names?

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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