Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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What's half of 8? o

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Your Mother

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