- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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Guess who is violent. Osama

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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