Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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PENIS that is all

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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sfdg

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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