- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

women's rights

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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