- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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