What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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