Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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im @ work, LOL.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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