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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

knock knock!? . . No.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

ask me if im a door yes

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.