Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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Womens rights

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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