- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

what goes boo a sock

Reverse psychology never fails.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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