- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Tommy got neutered.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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