On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

BIG MAC'S

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

autistic kids rock

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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