What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Dick Chaney

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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