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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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who farted i did :]

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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